ray winstone
5:53 Wed Sep 2
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When I worked for one of Sir Bob's mates back in the 80's early 90's I walked into the kitchen for a quick brew and there was the legend sat waiting for a meeting with the boss.
It's not like me to be speechless but I just grabbed a cuppa and legged it, oh how I wish I'd engaged in some sort of conversation, he passed away not long after.
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lowlife
5:47 Wed Sep 2
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On the way back from a home game against Middlesbrough in 2000 and we sat opposite Frank Dobson on the tube. This was about a week before Livingstone beat him in the mayoral elections.
A few started chanting 'loser, loser' at him. He responded with 'we're all losers today boys'. He was a decent guy to talk to and had a lot of humour.
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SnarestoneIron
5:36 Wed Sep 2
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Got on a train at Chelmsford one Saturday morning, Alan Brazil was sat opposite me, on his way to commentate at a game. Drinking red wine at 10am in the morning, as a 'loosener'!
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ElmParkPikey
5:11 Wed Sep 2
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I used to fuck Ray Parlours ex wife after they split up.
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defjam
4:34 Wed Sep 2
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gank 3:13 - Big time.
I've met and known a few wrong 'uns in my time but that was a Heart in mouth moment!
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GBHammer63
4:17 Wed Sep 2
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Coming down a ladder , i bumped into somebody, said sorry and realised it was Ray Allen. Shouted after him " silly arse" with a stupid grin and me thumbs up.
He was very impressed.
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LJC
3:36 Wed Sep 2
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Oh and the green cross code bloke who played Darth Vader picked me up by my throat in Hamleys.
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LJC
3:36 Wed Sep 2
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Oh and had a fag with Shane Warne.
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LJC
3:35 Wed Sep 2
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I was in a lift with Jimmy Hill and Steve Davis. Steve asked me where i got my shirt from.
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gank
3:13 Wed Sep 2
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Defjam, I can imagine your arsehole went when the bouncers turned around!
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The Mercernary
2:58 Wed Sep 2
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I was waiting to pull out of a junction years ago when I got the flashing lights signal to pull out from this huge limo with horns on the bonnet.
After I'd pulled out and as I prepared to wave my thanks to the driver, I looked into my rear view mirror and realised it was none other than Bernard Manning who was driving said limo.
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defjam
2:54 Wed Sep 2
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Reminds me of a gig we did in Manchester when a gangster kept trying to get MC Dynamite to give his nephew the mic as it was his birthday.
Dyna wouldn't as he said it was his job etc
At the end of the gig the gangster went over to Dyna and said that was his last gig as he was going to "End him" out side, then two of the biggest bouncers i've seen walked down the stairs and i thought 'Phew, we're saved' but the gangster shouted to them "Turn round and fuck off" which they did, i thought we were fucked..fair play to Dyna he talked himself out of getting shot, which is why he's an M.C i guess!
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gank
2:48 Wed Sep 2
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I punched Stevie Hyper D at Atomics in Maidstone for trying to wrestle my microphone from me. He fell off the stage. Skibadee was right next to me and did nothing.
Stevie Hyper D is dead now.
Leave my microphone alone, I'll pass it to you when I'm ready.
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Eric Hitchmoe
2:43 Wed Sep 2
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Sam Allardyce once had to brake to prevent running me over (he was in his car) outside UP. And that you can take to the bank my friends.
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Ludoooo
2:07 Wed Sep 2
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Walking home 1 day from the town on my day off & Mike Reid walked past going to a funeral..
I nodded & said alright that was it
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bruuuno
2:03 Wed Sep 2
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I once got hold of Katie prices best mate (not the gay male one) in the bogs at turnmills
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Blunders
12:59 Wed Sep 2
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I played cricket with Ravi Bopara as kids.
Move along joey5000
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joey5000
11:44 Wed Sep 2
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I bumped into Ravi Bopara the other day and he asked for my autograph.
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Aalborg Hammer
11:36 Wed Sep 2
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Rory Gallagher in a lift at Gatwick-late 70’s-with guitar..asked him where he was off to and he said ‘Hamburg’
Found myself in the queue for coffee in front of him so I bought him one.
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Off The Shin
11:34 Wed Sep 2
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As a youngster i was walking around a car boot sale in scotland bored as fuck, kicking stones and waiting till we could go. I clipped a stone with zero follow through and watched in horror as it flew striaght into a womens shin , knocking her to the ground in an instant.
The women was vanessa feltz.
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roltrader
11:33 Wed Sep 2
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Some years ago I was walking out of San Lorenzo's Knightsbridge. Standing outside was George Best looking the worst for wear. I stopped, shook his hand and asked him if he was OK. He said he was OK and was going onto some club/pub in Kensington. I asked him if he wanted a lift....pointing to my 911 parked 20m away. He took a quick look at the car and said....." no thanks my friend" and stumbled of looking for a cab !!! Gutted !!!
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